"That's a little more than I needed to know."

seriously i queef all the time during sex. i am so glad i'm not the only one!!!

Thu, 23 May 2013 13:57:08 -0700

First time I fucked my now... I dunno what to call him. I queefed so much it wasn't even funny. But we just giggled a little, and kept going on. He didn't care, ergo, I didn't care. He totally knew what it was though, or else he would probably have been mortified.

Thu, 23 May 2013 13:52:54 -0700

Queef story. First time I had sex we were kind of falling off the bed so he took his dick out of me and I sat up and the biggest fucking queef ever came out of me and I was mortified that he would think that I farted even though I didn't. But we kept going so I mean whatever. Still super embarrassed just thinking about it .__.

Thu, 23 May 2013 13:38:39 -0700

Work the queef. It was punctuation to the sex

Sometimes I fart, it goes up into my junk and then I queef it out. I usually laugh, a lot.

Thu, 23 May 2013 13:18:31 -0700

I've been on Prozac for a year & a half so I haven't had any sex drive for literally 2 years (1.5 bc prozac, 0.5 bc depression) and w-o-w

Thu, 23 May 2013 12:34:12 -0700

I just had my first orgasm aside from my shower head! I've worked for so long to be able to do it with just my hands and today I feel accomplished.

Thu, 23 May 2013 12:24:32 -0700

I just started this new birth control about 5 months ago and every month since, my period has gotten lighter and shorter each time. This last month I just had spotting. I took a prego test and it was negative. Has this happened to anyone else out there? and if so, did you stay on the pill or switch?

Thu, 23 May 2013 10:47:00 -0700

I would like to hear more queef stories if possible? Not some pervert with a queef fetish lol! I'm a girl who is a virgin but I queef alot when I masturbate and I'm so scared that when I finally make my sexual debut I will queef up a thunderstorm.

Thu, 23 May 2013 09:29:54 -0700

Queefs are amazing

So, I’ve been pretty stoked about the fact that my retired father is out of town right now....

Thu, 23 May 2013 00:36:40 -0700

So, I’ve been pretty stoked about the fact that my retired father is out of town right now. It’s really nice having the house to myself (at least during the day while my mother is at work). Well, I got the bright idea to sit out during the noontime sun topless (yay, no tanlines, right?!?!). I have my father’s Italian skin so I never bother with sunscreen. Not the smartest idea in the world. I did get a very nice shade of darker skin… but since my tata’s have never experienced so much exposure to the sun before, they ended up getting burned. While the burn isn’t too terrible, the desire to itch and scratch is absolutely MADDENING. Omg, it’s hard to concentrate on anything else right now.

So, to any other girls who decide to go topless sunbathing, BEWARE. Don’t make the same mistake I did. Make sure you put on that sunscreen first!!

I have a bad habit of eating my meals while sitting on the edge of my bed. I suppose it...

Thu, 23 May 2013 00:24:39 -0700

I have a bad habit of eating my meals while sitting on the edge of my bed. I suppose it wouldn’t be such a big deal if I wasn’t such a sloppy eater… especially while drunk. There have been more times than I would care to admit when I’ve drunkenly been shoveling food into my mouth, then spilled ketchup/mustard/salad dressing/bbq sauce/etc. on my bedspread or on my laptop which lays on the ground by my bed. There was a Catalina dressing stain on the corner of my bed for the longest time until I FINALLY changed the sheets. I always describe my eating habits as being foul bachelorette frog moments. I ain’t even ashamed. >3

To the queefer, I’m kind of the same way. I really don’t queef at all, but a couple...

Thu, 23 May 2013 00:12:39 -0700

To the queefer, I’m kind of the same way. I really don’t queef at all, but a couple times in the past, I’ve been ass up dogie style while the fb and I are going at it and have gotten ‘the queefs’. There was one instance that was particularly hilarious.. where afterwards, I got up and walked to the bathroom. Every step I took, a queef would slip out. I just remember the look on my boyfriend’s face as I was queefing and laughing my ass off about it as I walked. I could tell he felt awkward and had no idea what to think about the situation which, honestly, made it that much more funny. To this day, I still get the feeling he thought I was passing some farts and didn’t want to say anything. Ah, the good times…

God, I'm so horny and haven't been able to masturbate in three weeks. It's maddening. Especially when my boyfriend starts to wind me up, only to remember we can't do anything :Z

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:18:02 -0700

I’m curious about why if you’re sharing

To the pimple friend, I get those too. They aren't std's, and for the most part, they go away and are less in severity when the pubes are shaved or gone. Keep the area dry. That's as much as I can tell you. Good luck!

Tue, 21 May 2013 19:00:30 -0700

I get pimple things all over and around my vagina. They get much larger than normal pimples, hurt a lot, and are filled with mostly blood. I'm a virgin and have no idea what these are. Help?

Tue, 21 May 2013 17:53:50 -0700

I’m afraid I have no idea, love

Anybody?

The other day I was hooking up with my FWB, and out of nowhere I started queefing like crazy! I've maybe queefed 4-5 times in my life. We were doing our normal positions and stuff too, but I queefed 5-7 times and twice very loudly. It was so embarrassing! We both couldn't help but crack up each time it happened. Luckily my FWB and I are close enough that I wasn't completely mortified.

Mon, 20 May 2013 20:40:59 -0700

I went to NYC one time with a church group. We were on a boat to visit the Statue of Liberty and the boat driver had these huge water guns and kept spraying people. He sprayed me and IDK WHAT HAPPENED but suddenly my vagina got a STRONG odor that smelled so bad! I had to go around all day with my legs tightly closed but I was talking to this guy and I shifted in my seat and I think he smelt it because he had a look of horror on his face lol. I took a shower and the smell was gone, though.

Mon, 20 May 2013 09:58:41 -0700

I finally managed to pop a massive spot which had been growing on the inside of my nostril last night, it was so painful it made my eyes water but hearing the little 'pop' noise was so satisfying omg, especially as it was in such an awkward place to reach

Sun, 19 May 2013 10:45:52 -0700

... why.

Sun, 19 May 2013 00:12:27 -0700

Minutes ago my mom stumbled into our flat suuuuper drunk and couldn’t walk straight. i tried to help her into her bed, but then she peed on the floor from laughing so hard. and i had to clean it up - while she was still laughing.

cheeeesus mom.

you owe me.

To the anon with the birth control issues: it is most likely the hormones in your birth control that's causing this. It was for me, I went back to my GP and she prescribed a different pill and everything went back to normal.

Sat, 18 May 2013 18:51:59 -0700

Guess I'd ask it here; back story; I started taking birth control pills back in Sept. and I noticed that it was getting harder and harder for me to get wet. Even though I wanted to have sex and was super horny all the time, my body wouldn't get wet/aroused which sucked ass because my fwb thought it was his fault. I also lost the urge to masturbate as much as I usually did. Question: is there any way to make myself become more wet w/o stopping the pill? (pros of pill outweigh cons right now)

Sat, 18 May 2013 18:22:03 -0700

For now, get some lube. It’s your best friend

I experienced something similar and it only changed when I went off the pill (and got a new bf, but thats another story.) Any of our followers have a remedy?